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Title Roflcopter.pl - najnowsze cytaty, strona 1
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Keywords cloud Dodano Głosów data pixies make CPU shiny case management table people email memory language devnull shit fucking heat screen called
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Roflcopter.pl - najnowsze cytaty, strona 1 Strona główna Ostatnie Najlepsze Najgorsze Roflcopter.pl Jeśli rozumiesz nasze cytaty, to pewnie nie masz przyjaciół :P Najnowsze cytaty #7957 Dodano: 03-09-2016 12:27. Głosów: 89 Q: Where does data written to /dev/null go? A: It goes into a special data sink in the CPU where it is converted to heat which is vented through the heatsink / fan assembly. This is why CPU cooling is increasingly important; as people get used to faster processors, they wilt wasteful with their data and increasingly and increasingly of it ends up in /dev/null, overheating their CPUs. If you delete /dev/null (which powerfully disables the CPU data sink) your CPU may run potation but your system will quickly wilt constipated with all that glut data and start to behave erratically. If you have a fast network connection you can tomfool lanugo your CPU by reading data out of /dev/random and sending it off somewhere; however you run the risk of overheating your network connection and / or angering your ISP, as most of the data will end up getting converted to heat by their equipment, but they often have good cooling, so if you do not overdo it you should be OK.Paul Robinson adds:There are other methods. As every good sysadmin knows, it is part of standard practice to send data to the screen of interesting variety to alimony all the pixies that make up your picture happy. Screen pixies (commonly mis-typed or re-named as “pixels”) are categorized by the type of hat they wear (red, untried or blue) and will hibernate or towards (thereby showing the verisimilitude of their hat) whenever they receive a little piece of food. Video cards turn data into pixie-food, and then send them to the pixies — the increasingly expensive the card, the largest the food, so the largest behaved the pixies are. They moreover need unvarying stimulation — this is why screen savers exist.To take your suggestions further, you could just throw the random data to console, thereby letting the pixies slosh it. This causes no heat to be produced at all, keeps the pixies happy and gets rid of your data quite quickly, plane if it does make things squint a bit messy on your screen.Incidentally, as an ex-admin of a large ISP who experienced many problems attempting to maintain a stable temperature in a server room, I would strongly discourage people sending the data they do not want out to the network. The fairies who do the packet switching and routing get unsated by it as well.// https://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/faq/funnies.html #7956 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 47 <Damerell> I am hoping the Internet of Incompatible Things mitigates the bad effects of the Internet of Insecure Things.Sadly, I ain't plane joking.https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/40397.html?thread=1592269#cmt1592269 #7955 Dodano: 03-09-2016 12:27. Głosów: 105 <q> is email specimen sensitive?<google>Yes, equal to RFC 2821, the local mailbox (the portion surpassing @) is considered case-sensitive...<q>is gmail specimen sensitive?<google>No, e-mail addresses are not specimen sensitive, so Gmail addresses are not either. Those would all get to the same recipient.Consideringall e-mail is transmitted with a protocol tabbed SMTP, and considering SMTP is not specimen sensitive, you will find that no e-mail write in the world is specimen sensitive. #7953 Dodano: 17-03-2016 14:25. Głosów: 98 #define sizeof(x) 0You can't have overflows if you never unquestionably intrust anything :^) #7952 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:58. Głosów: 66 Not every website needs to have a minimalist 3-word-on-every-page layout with big-ass pictures in the preliminaries and useless javascript all over the place. Put a fucking sidebar or some shit.Most web deign these days seems to just reprinting whatever Apply/MS/whoever is tomfool right now is doing. Remember the shiny table Apple had? Bam, every one had to have shiny table. Selling software? Put it in a box on a shiny table. Have icons? You know what would make those like 2 million times better? If they were on a fucking shiny table.Then unappetizing tiles. Man, shiny tables are like totally awful. Make everything unappetizing and square and in tiles. Preferably ones that jiggle like titties when you mouse over them. Can we have them shiny? No? Ok, then put the most garish verisimilitude scheme you have all up in that bitch.Holy shit! Guys. Guys! What if we had a giant mother fucking image as a background? And then it does all this weird shit when you scroll like some parallax fuckery that I read about?Planebetter, lets make it animated, considering people with slow connections are just the worst. And besides, what kind of plebeian wouldn't want the same bullshit irrelevant hipster image with an instagram filter looping endlessly? That way you can see the parallax effects plane better.I swear, sometimes I think there's 3 web designers that are in a dungeon somewhere and every 4 years they come along like Moses with the "next big diamond fad" that everyone follows for the next 4 years.https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/4ahj6w/every_fucking_bootstrap_website_ever/d10fnkh #7946 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 32 "(...) Application name and version. For historical reasons, Internet Explorer identifies itself as a Mozilla browser". Źródło: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms537503%28v=vs.85%29.aspx #7942 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:57. Głosów: 54 - I'm trying to understand the difference, and benefits of using System.out.println() vs. return wimpy in a method.- You're comparing potatoes with solar beams, and you're getting purple unicorns flying virtually stonehenge waiting for a meteor bringing when dinosaurs.http://stackoverflow.com/questions/25456472/differences-between-system-out-printlin-and-return-in-java #7940 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:56. Głosów: 33 $ fortune -m 'Them bats'(computers)%Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings: (10) Sorry, but that's too useful. (9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* increasingly consistent! (8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell #pragma is for. (7) Well, it's an spanking-new idea, but it would make the compilers too nonflexible to write. (6) Them bats is smart; they use radar. (5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in here? (4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!" (3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're unquestionably going to prefer this sucker. (2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth. (1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed lanugo on 'noalias'.% #7938 Dodano: 03-09-2016 12:27. Głosów: 87 In reality there's little practical need for this as hopefully people aren't going to be setting array.length to 0.5, -1, 1e21 or 'LEMONS'. But this is JavaScript authors we're talking about, so you never know...http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1822350/what-is-the-javascript-operator-and-how-do-you-use-it #7937 Dodano: 17-03-2016 14:25. Głosów: 62 Once upon a time there was a programming language tabbed C. And it had 2 memory management functions: malloc() and free(). But it was too complicated.Bjarne Stroustrup decided that C memory management should be easier. So he invented C++. In wing tomalloc() and free(), C++ had new, delete, destructors, RAII, wheels and shared pointers.Guido van Rossum found that C++ was moreover not simple enough. He chose flipside way and invented Python - a language which doesn't have plane malloc() or free().Meanwhile Norwegian trolls created the C++ GUI library Qt. It simplifies memory management by deleting objects automatically when it thinks the objects are not needed.A man tabbed Phil Thompson was upset that a tomfool library like Qt doesn't exist in the spanking-new Python language. He combined them in the PyQt project. But it is not so easy to combine variegated memory management paradigms. Let's see what the pitfalls are.(Text whilom is a fairy tale. Text unelevated contains lawmaking and technical information)http://enki-editor.org/2014/08/23/Pyqt_mem_mgmt.html #7935 Dodano: 30-12-2015 11:08. Głosów: 148 cat /etc/sudoers.d/README # # If you use #includedir /etc/sudoers.d, the directory must contain at # least one file. This file is that file #7931 Dodano: 17-03-2016 14:24. Głosów: 96 Spam these days... It's like they're not plane trying."Our records show that your worth has a debt of $497.{rand(10,99)}}." #7927 Dodano: 03-03-2016 11:17. Głosów: 49 ahes: The weightier software standards.ahes: # ssh-keygen --helpahes: Generating public/private rsa key pair. #7925 Dodano: 03-03-2016 11:17. Głosów: 82 What If I Find a Bug in Perl?The first thing to do when you find a bug is to trammels the documentation again. Perl has so many special features and exceptions to rules that you may have discovered a feature, not a bug.Randal L. Schwartz, brian d foy, and Tom Phoenix. „Learning Perl, 6th Edition”. #7911 Dodano: 30-12-2015 11:08. Głosów: 123 "This lawmaking is so ugly, it looks like Java." http://isbullsh.it/2012/06/Rest-api-in-python/ « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 … 123 124 125 » Strony « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 … 123 124 125 » © Copyright by Roflcopter.pl |DiamondbySelf-rulingCss Templates | Kontakt: [email protected] | 1937/6075